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1495national-election-swayed-as-beverly-from-nebrasks-puts-political-sign-in-yard&quot;,&quot;body&quot;:&quot;&lt;p&gt;KEARNEY, NE \u2014 The tide turned this morning in the upcoming national midterm elections after Beverly Franks from Nebraska put a political sign in her front yard.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Franks, 67, reportedly emerged from her home at approximately 8:14 a.m. carrying a bright red \&quot;THIS HOUSE VOTES RED\&quot; sign and planted it firmly into the grass near the sidewalk, instantly reshaping the national political landscape.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\&quot;I was driving to work, and I saw Beverly&#039;s sign,\&quot; said neighbor Todd Erickson. \&quot;I&#039;ve spent months carefully weighing inflation, foreign policy, taxes, immigration, and the candidates&#039; records. But then I saw that little rectangle of corrugated plastic and thought, \u2018Well, that settles it.&#039;\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Within minutes, political analysts across the country began scrambling to revise their projections.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\&quot;This changes everything,\&quot; said one veteran pollster while frantically erasing several swing states from a whiteboard. \&quot;We had Nebraska pretty well modeled, but our projections did not account for Beverly putting a sign out in her grass.\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Campaign officials were reportedly blindsided by the development, with several national organizations immediately redirecting millions of dollars in advertising toward convincing Franks to remove, rotate, or possibly replace the sign.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Neighbors said the political shockwave intensified when Franks stepped back from the sign, tilted her head, decided it was slightly crooked, and pushed the left stake another inch into the ground.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\&quot;Oh, wow,\&quot; whispered one local resident. \&quot;That&#039;s conviction.\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;By lunchtime, cable news networks had stationed correspondents outside Franks&#039;s home to provide minute-by-minute coverage, including speculation over whether a second sign might appear closer to the driveway.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;At publishing time, the opposing party had reportedly regained some momentum after a woman three houses down placed a bumper sticker on her Subaru.&lt;\/p&gt;&quot;,&quot;image_id&quot;:&quot;6ab6d46ecd50c6ab6d46ecd50d.jpg&quot;,&quot;user_id&quot;:1,&quot;count_comments&quot;:98,&quot;count_likes&quot;:0,&quot;blog_id&quot;:null,&quot;primary_category_id&quot;:20,&quot;created_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25T19:48:52.000000Z&quot;,&quot;updated_at&quot;:&quot;2026-10-01T03:25:32.000000Z&quot;,&quot;published_on&quot;:&quot;2026-09-26 08:33:04&quot;,&quot;edited_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25T20:19:11.000000Z&quot;,&quot;premiere_at&quot;:null,&quot;deleted_at&quot;:null,&quot;is_cover_image_hidden&quot;:0,&quot;photo_credit&quot;:null,&quot;is_premium&quot;:0,&quot;ready_for_review&quot;:0,&quot;showing_latest_video&quot;:1,&quot;is_premium_public&quot;:0,&quot;headline_id&quot;:912278,&quot;image_version&quot;:0,&quot;share_count&quot;:0,&quot;share_count_updated_at&quot;:null,&quot;is_video&quot;:0,&quot;video_id&quot;:null,&quot;hide_description&quot;:1,&quot;hide_ads&quot;:0,&quot;is_breaking_news&quot;:0,&quot;editor_id&quot;:38775,&quot;copy_writer_id&quot;:38775,&quot;headline_writer_id&quot;:38775,&quot;photoshopper_id&quot;:38775,&quot;is_opinion&quot;:0,&quot;published_to_instagram&quot;:null,&quot;updated&quot;:0,&quot;is_sports&quot;:0,&quot;image_source&quot;:null,&quot;is_evergreen&quot;:0,&quot;image_description&quot;:null,&quot;image_decorative&quot;:false,&quot;path&quot;:&quot;\/news\/national-election-swayed-as-beverly-from-nebrasks-puts-political-sign-in-yard&quot;,&quot;imagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/6ab6d46ecd50c6ab6d46ecd50d.jpg&quot;,&quot;authorName&quot;:&quot;BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorFullName&quot;:&quot;Babylon Bee Staff&quot;,&quot;authorPath&quot;:&quot;\/articles\/BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorTakePath&quot;:&quot;\/authorTakes\/BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorImagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/avatars\/Avatar-62bb5663294fd.jpg&quot;,&quot;publishedOnPretty&quot;:&quot;Sep 26th, 2026 8:33 am&quot;,&quot;publishedOnPrettyMobile&quot;:&quot;Sep 26th&quot;,&quot;gridImagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/thumbs\/6ab6d46ecd50c6ab6d46ecd50d.jpg&quot;,&quot;hasComments&quot;:true,&quot;commentCount&quot;:98,&quot;cachedCategories&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:20,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Politics&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;politics&quot;,&quot;path&quot;:&quot;\/news\/categories\/politics&quot;,&quot;articleCount&quot;:&quot;4718&quot;,&quot;pivot&quot;:{&quot;article_id&quot;:21326,&quot;category_id&quot;:20}}],&quot;commentPath&quot;:&quot;\/news\/national-election-swayed-as-beverly-from-nebrasks-puts-p
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1501                :article="{&quot;id&quot;:21299,&quot;unique_id&quot;:&quot;80b7&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;New Arrival In Heaven Surprised To Find It&#039;s Mostly Amish People&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;new-arrival-in-heaven-surprised-to-find-its-mostly-amish-people&quot;,&quot;body&quot;:&quot;&lt;p&gt;HEAVEN \u2014 After his recent earthly passing, Rev. Richard O&#039;Hara was surprised to find out that heaven is mostly filled with Amish people.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A flabbergasted O&#039;Hara admitted it was the last thing he expected to see. \&quot;I always thought the Amish were a sort of fringe cult, but they&#039;re everywhere up here,\&quot; he told reporters. \&quot;I haven&#039;t seen this many horses and buggies since my last trip to Lancaster County!\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Saint Peter said O&#039;Hara&#039;s reaction is quite typical for new arrivals to heaven. \&quot;Many folks are surprised to learn the Amish were 100% right about everything theologically,\&quot; he said. \&quot;The true message of Christianity is really about shunning modern technology, beards without moustaches, and selling overpriced quilts to tourists.\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This revelation had O&#039;Hara questioning how he got into heaven at all given that he clearly wasn&#039;t Amish, but Saint Peter quickly put his mind at ease.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\&quot;Even though you aren&#039;t Amish, you clearly love Jesus, and you&#039;ve been faithfully preaching and teaching the gospel for over 50 years,\&quot; Saint Peter said. \&quot;You helped mentor the next generation of pastors and were a God-fearing husband, father, and grandfather. Plus, your wife made a ton of quilts. God&#039;s really big on quilts.\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;At publishing time, O&#039;Hara was slightly disappointed to find that his mother-in-law had also made it into heaven, but he soon perked up after finding a 24\/7 buffet restaurant that serves all-day breakfast.&lt;\/p&gt;&quot;,&quot;image_id&quot;:&quot;6ab327fedc44a6ab327fedc44b.jpg&quot;,&quot;user_id&quot;:1,&quot;count_comments&quot;:79,&quot;count_likes&quot;:0,&quot;blog_id&quot;:null,&quot;primary_category_id&quot;:75,&quot;created_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-23T01:08:14.000000Z&quot;,&quot;updated_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-30T22:52:27.000000Z&quot;,&quot;published_on&quot;:&quot;2026-09-26 08:29:10&quot;,&quot;edited_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-30T15:19:28.000000Z&quot;,&quot;premiere_at&quot;:null,&quot;deleted_at&quot;:null,&quot;is_cover_image_hidden&quot;:0,&quot;photo_credit&quot;:null,&quot;is_premium&quot;:0,&quot;ready_for_review&quot;:0,&quot;showing_latest_video&quot;:1,&quot;is_premium_public&quot;:0,&quot;headline_id&quot;:null,&quot;image_version&quot;:0,&quot;share_count&quot;:0,&quot;share_count_updated_at&quot;:null,&quot;is_video&quot;:0,&quot;video_id&quot;:null,&quot;hide_description&quot;:0,&quot;hide_ads&quot;:0,&quot;is_breaking_news&quot;:0,&quot;editor_id&quot;:38775,&quot;copy_writer_id&quot;:15586,&quot;headline_writer_id&quot;:15586,&quot;photoshopper_id&quot;:157522,&quot;is_opinion&quot;:0,&quot;published_to_instagram&quot;:null,&quot;updated&quot;:0,&quot;is_sports&quot;:0,&quot;image_source&quot;:null,&quot;is_evergreen&quot;:0,&quot;image_description&quot;:null,&quot;image_decorative&quot;:false,&quot;path&quot;:&quot;\/news\/new-arrival-in-heaven-surprised-to-find-its-mostly-amish-people&quot;,&quot;imagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/6ab327fedc44a6ab327fedc44b.jpg&quot;,&quot;authorName&quot;:&quot;BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorFullName&quot;:&quot;Babylon Bee Staff&quot;,&quot;authorPath&quot;:&quot;\/articles\/BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorTakePath&quot;:&quot;\/authorTakes\/BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorImagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/avatars\/Avatar-62bb5663294fd.jpg&quot;,&quot;publishedOnPretty&quot;:&quot;Sep 26th, 2026 8:29 am&quot;,&quot;publishedOnPrettyMobile&quot;:&quot;Sep 26th&quot;,&quot;gridImagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/thumbs\/6ab327fedc44a6ab327fedc44b.jpg&quot;,&quot;hasComments&quot;:true,&quot;commentCount&quot;:79,&quot;cachedCategories&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:75,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Religion&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;religion&quot;,&quot;path&quot;:&quot;\/news\/categories\/religion&quot;,&quot;articleCount&quot;:&quot;20&quot;,&quot;pivot&quot;:{&quot;article_id&quot;:21299,&quot;category_id&quot;:75}}],&quot;commentPath&quot;:&quot;\/news\/new-arrival-in-heaven-surprised-to-find-its-mostly-amish-people\/comments&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;HEAVEN \u2014 After his recent earthly passing, Rev. Richard O&#039;
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1507                :article="{&quot;id&quot;:21325,&quot;unique_id&quot;:&quot;b135&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Ceasefire Begins After Trump and Iran Forget Whose Turn It Was To Attack The Other&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;ceasefire-begins-after-trump-and-iran-forget-whose-turn-it-was-to-attack-the-other&quot;,&quot;body&quot;:&quot;&lt;p&gt;MIDDLE EAST \u2014 A ceasefire has taken hold in the Middle East after President Trump and Iran both forgot whose turn it was to bomb the other.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Trump reportedly felt sure it was Iran&#039;s turn, but began questioning himself after 24 hours passed without any bombs going off. However, the IRGC likewise thought it was Trump&#039;s turn, but felt too embarrassed to call and check.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\&quot;Welp, guess it&#039;s a ceasefire,\&quot; announced Qatari negotiators after speaking to both sides. \&quot;No one can remember whose turn it is to bomb the other and both sides are too embarrassed to ask at this point. It&#039;s an unconventional path to peace, but it&#039;s peace nonetheless.\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Attempts to reconstruct the sequence of attacks proved unsuccessful after both sides insisted that all of their bombings were responses to the other side&#039;s bombings. Further confusion arose over whether a missile that got intercepted still counted as a turn, and whether Israel had been taking its own turns or just going whenever it felt like it.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Diplomats expressed cautious optimism that the ceasefire could become permanent if enough time passed that asking whose turn it was would become even more awkward.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;At publishing time, Trump and Iranian envoys had agreed to play rock, paper, scissors to decide whose turn it was to shoot missiles.&lt;\/p&gt;&quot;,&quot;image_id&quot;:&quot;6ab6bc05e45176ab6bc05e4518.jpg&quot;,&quot;user_id&quot;:1,&quot;count_comments&quot;:58,&quot;count_likes&quot;:0,&quot;blog_id&quot;:null,&quot;primary_category_id&quot;:31,&quot;created_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25T18:11:46.000000Z&quot;,&quot;updated_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-29T17:51:14.000000Z&quot;,&quot;published_on&quot;:&quot;2026-09-26 08:21:13&quot;,&quot;edited_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25T19:03:51.000000Z&quot;,&quot;premiere_at&quot;:null,&quot;deleted_at&quot;:null,&quot;is_cover_image_hidden&quot;:0,&quot;photo_credit&quot;:&quot;Noam Galai and Joshua Sukoff via shutterstock.com&quot;,&quot;is_premium&quot;:0,&quot;ready_for_review&quot;:0,&quot;showing_latest_video&quot;:1,&quot;is_premium_public&quot;:0,&quot;headline_id&quot;:913273,&quot;image_version&quot;:0,&quot;share_count&quot;:0,&quot;share_count_updated_at&quot;:null,&quot;is_video&quot;:0,&quot;video_id&quot;:null,&quot;hide_description&quot;:0,&quot;hide_ads&quot;:0,&quot;is_breaking_news&quot;:0,&quot;editor_id&quot;:38775,&quot;copy_writer_id&quot;:38775,&quot;headline_writer_id&quot;:215709,&quot;photoshopper_id&quot;:38775,&quot;is_opinion&quot;:0,&quot;published_to_instagram&quot;:null,&quot;updated&quot;:0,&quot;is_sports&quot;:0,&quot;image_source&quot;:null,&quot;is_evergreen&quot;:0,&quot;image_description&quot;:null,&quot;image_decorative&quot;:false,&quot;path&quot;:&quot;\/news\/ceasefire-begins-after-trump-and-iran-forget-whose-turn-it-was-to-attack-the-other&quot;,&quot;imagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/6ab6bc05e45176ab6bc05e4518.jpg&quot;,&quot;authorName&quot;:&quot;BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorFullName&quot;:&quot;Babylon Bee Staff&quot;,&quot;authorPath&quot;:&quot;\/articles\/BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorTakePath&quot;:&quot;\/authorTakes\/BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorImagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/avatars\/Avatar-62bb5663294fd.jpg&quot;,&quot;publishedOnPretty&quot;:&quot;Sep 26th, 2026 8:21 am&quot;,&quot;publishedOnPrettyMobile&quot;:&quot;Sep 26th&quot;,&quot;gridImagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/thumbs\/6ab6bc05e45176ab6bc05e4518.jpg&quot;,&quot;hasComments&quot;:true,&quot;commentCount&quot;:58,&quot;cachedCategories&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:31,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;World&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;world&quot;,&quot;path&quot;:&quot;\/news\/categories\/world&quot;,&quot;articleCount&quot;:&quot;870&quot;,&quot;pivot&quot;:{&quot;article_id&quot;:21325,&quot;category_id&quot;:31}}],&quot;commentPath&quot;:&quot;\/news\/ceasefire-begins-after-trump-and-iran-forget-whose-turn-it-was-to-attack-the-other\/comments&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;MIDDLE EAST \u2014 A ceasefire has taken hold in the Middle East after President Trump and Iran both forgot whose turn it was to bomb the other.&quot;,&quot;thumbnailPath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/thumbnails\/6ab6bc05e45176ab6bc05e4518.jpg&quot;,&quot;rawViews&quot;:32412,&quot;parentCommentCount&quot;:&quot;31&quot;,&quot;userBookmarks&quot;:&quot;[27851]&quot;,&quot;shortDescription&quot;:&quot;MIDDLE EAST - A ceasefire has taken hold in the Middle East after President Trump and Iran both forgot whose turn it was to bomb the other.&quot;,&quot;primaryCategory&quot;:&quot;World&quot;,&quot;publishedOnDate&quot;:&quot;Sep 26, 2026&quot;,&quot;primaryCategoryPath&quot;:&quot;\/news\/categories\/world&quot;,&quot;isPrimaryFeatured&quot;:false,&quot;isSecondary&quot;:false,&quot;isTertiary&quot;:false,&quot;featuredSpot&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;hasImage&quot;:true}"
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1513                :article="{&quot;id&quot;:21328,&quot;unique_id&quot;:&quot;94be&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Wife Swoons As Husband Recites Song Of Solomon Verse Comparing Her To A Horse&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;wife-swoons-as-husband-recites-song-of-solomon-verse-comparing-her-to-a-horse&quot;,&quot;body&quot;:&quot;&lt;p&gt;REDDING, CA \u2014 Sources revealed that Georgia Mendlerot was over the moon on Frid
1513ay after her husband recited a verse from Song of Solomon comparing her to a horse.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mendlerot reportedly swooned at the romantic verse, ecstatic that she had found a husband who views her as possessing the strength, majesty, and beauty of a horse. And not just a horse, but a whole company of horses.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\&quot;Oh, my darling, \u2018I have compared thee, O my love, to a company of horses in Pharaoh&#039;s chariots,&#039;\&quot; her husband said, quoting from Song of Solomon 1:9. He then knelt down to catch her as she swooned, adding, \&quot;\u2018Your cheeks are lovely with ornaments, Your neck with chains of gold.&#039; Not unlike a horse.\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mendlerot later commented that she had never felt more attracted to her husband. \&quot;And he even quoted from the King James Version,\&quot; she later told a group of close friends, eliciting gasps of \&quot;Oh my\&quot; and \&quot;Dan only speaks to me in New American Standard.\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;At publishing time, Mendlerot had returned the favor by lovingly comparing her husband to a yak.&lt;\/p&gt;&quot;,&quot;image_id&quot;:&quot;6ab6e76c300616ab6e76c30062.jpg&quot;,&quot;user_id&quot;:1,&quot;count_comments&quot;:65,&quot;count_likes&quot;:0,&quot;blog_id&quot;:null,&quot;primary_category_id&quot;:3,&quot;created_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25T20:38:39.000000Z&quot;,&quot;updated_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-28T17:43:52.000000Z&quot;,&quot;published_on&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25 17:29:00&quot;,&quot;edited_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25T21:28:50.000000Z&quot;,&quot;premiere_at&quot;:null,&quot;deleted_at&quot;:null,&quot;is_cover_image_hidden&quot;:0,&quot;photo_credit&quot;:null,&quot;is_premium&quot;:0,&quot;ready_for_review&quot;:0,&quot;showing_latest_video&quot;:1,&quot;is_premium_public&quot;:0,&quot;headline_id&quot;:912297,&quot;image_version&quot;:0,&quot;share_count&quot;:0,&quot;share_count_updated_at&quot;:null,&quot;is_video&quot;:0,&quot;video_id&quot;:null,&quot;hide_description&quot;:0,&quot;hide_ads&quot;:0,&quot;is_breaking_news&quot;:0,&quot;editor_id&quot;:157522,&quot;copy_writer_id&quot;:84248,&quot;headline_writer_id&quot;:38775,&quot;photoshopper_id&quot;:38775,&quot;is_opinion&quot;:0,&quot;published_to_instagram&quot;:null,&quot;updated&quot;:0,&quot;is_sports&quot;:0,&quot;image_source&quot;:null,&quot;is_evergreen&quot;:0,&quot;image_description&quot;:null,&quot;image_decorative&quot;:false,&quot;path&quot;:&quot;\/news\/wife-swoons-as-husband-recites-song-of-solomon-verse-comparing-her-to-a-horse&quot;,&quot;imagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/6ab6e76c300616ab6e76c30062.jpg&quot;,&quot;authorName&quot;:&quot;BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorFullName&quot;:&quot;Babylon Bee Staff&quot;,&quot;authorPath&quot;:&quot;\/articles\/BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorTakePath&quot;:&quot;\/authorTakes\/BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorImagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/avatars\/Avatar-62bb5663294fd.jpg&quot;,&quot;publishedOnPretty&quot;:&quot;Sep 25th, 2026 5:29 pm&quot;,&quot;publishedOnPrettyMobile&quot;:&quot;Sep 25th&quot;,&quot;gridImagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/thumbs\/6ab6e76c300616ab6e76c30062.jpg&quot;,&quot;hasComments&quot;:true,&quot;commentCount&quot;:65,&quot;cachedCategories&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:3,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Christian Living&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;christian-living&quot;,&quot;path&quot;:&quot;\/news\/categories\/christian-living&quot;,&quot;articleCount&quot;:&quot;1099&quot;,&quot;pivot&quot;:{&quot;article_id&quot;:21328,&quot;category_id&quot;:3}}],&quot;commentPath&quot;:&quot;\/news\/wife-swoons-as-husband-recites-song-of-solomon-verse-comparing-her-to-a-horse\/comments&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;REDDING, CA \u2014 Sources revealed that Georgia Mendlerot was over the moon on Friday after her husband recited a verse from Song of Solomon comparing her to a horse.&quot;,&quot;thumbnailPath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/thumbnails\/6ab6e76c300616ab6e76c30062.jpg&quot;,&quot;rawViews&quot;:28956,&quot;parentCommentCount&quot;:&quot;30&quot;,&quot;userBookmarks&quot;:&quot;[84248,226430]&quot;,&quot;shortDescription&quot;:&quot;REDDING, CA - Sources revealed that Georgia Mendlerot was over the moon on Frid
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1519                :article="{&quot;id&quot;:21318,&quot;unique_id&quot;:&quot;5192&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;10 Ways Trump Made Xi Feel At Home In The White House&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;10-ways-trump-made-xi-feel-at-home-in-the-white-house&quot;,&quot;body&quot;:&quot;&lt;p&gt;Chinese President Xi Jinping visited the White House this week for some good old-fashioned diplomacy, but President Donald Trump wanted to help him feel as comfortable as possible.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here are some ways Trump eased tensions and made him feel right at home:&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Panda Express catered the event:&lt;\/strong&gt; Mmm, authentic cuisine from the Orient.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;\/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;He instructed all White House staff to make their eyes slanted with their fingers:&lt;\/strong&gt; Just like being home.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;\/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A lucky waving cat statue was placed at the White House entrance: &lt;\/strong&gt;All the best Chinese places have them.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;\/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;An after-dinner fortune cookie with a special message inside: &lt;\/strong&gt;\&quot;You will find happiness in a new trade agreement with reduced tariffs.\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;\/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Spy balloon parade over the White House lawn:&lt;\/strong&gt; Most impressive.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;\/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A large pot of honey to take home:&lt;\/strong&gt; Xi&#039;s favorite treat.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;\/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A gong was sounded every time Xi entered the room:&lt;\/strong&gt; BWONG!&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;\/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Trump showed off his favorite Hello Kitty backpack: &lt;\/strong&gt;Stylish.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;\/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A DVD of the hit 1998 film &lt;em&gt;Rush Hour&lt;\/em&gt;:&lt;\/strong&gt; Xi is reportedly a huge Chris Tucker fan.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;\/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Presented Xi with a valuable antique samurai sword: &lt;\/strong&gt;China and Japan are basically the same, right?&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;\/li&gt;&lt;\/ol&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p&gt;It was a visit that will go down in the history books. 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1525                :article="{&quot;id&quot;:21327,&quot;unique_id&quot;:&quot;0bc7&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Iranian President Caught Using Cardboard Cutout Of Ayatollah To Sneak Into HOV Lane&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;iranian-president-caught-using-cardboard-cutout-of-ayatollah-to-sneak-into-hov-lane&quot;,&quot;body&quot;:&quot;&lt;p&gt;NEW YORK, NY \u2014 As world leaders from around the globe were in the U.S. this week to attend the United Nations General Assembly, the Iranian president was reportedly caught using a cardboard cutout of the Ayatollah to sneak into the HOV lane.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Witnesses reported seeing President Masoud Pezeshkian navigating his way through traffic on New York highways, weaving in and out of the designated high-occupancy vehicle lane with the help of a cardboard cutout of Mojtaba Khamenei in the passenger seat.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\&quot;He was trying to be slick,\&quot; one motorist said. \&quot;He tried to play it off all smooth, but it was pretty obvious that he didn&#039;t have a real person in the passenger seat. I mean, it&#039;s cardboard. It looks just as fake now as it did when they had it at the memorial service for the Ayatollah earlier this year. Nice try, bud.\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;As seen in police bodycam footage, Pezeshkian attempted to explain his way out of getting a pricey citation. \&quot;Just give me a break this time, guys,\&quot; he was heard saying. \&quot;I&#039;d appreciate it. As you can see, I&#039;m not even being chauffeured around. I&#039;m having to drive myself. The regime just doesn&#039;t have as much cash on hand as we used to, so I had to rent a car from Avis. I thought setting up the cardboard cutout of our Supreme Leader would let me cut a lot of time off my commute to the UN. Please don&#039;t be a Great Satan and just let me off with a warning?\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;At publishing time, Pezeshkian was also facing allegations of using the cardboard Ayatollah to cut in line for dinner at a trendy New York restaurant.&lt;\/p&gt;&quot;,&quot;image_id&quot;:&quot;6ab6d5ad9554a6ab6d5ad9554b.jpg&quot;,&quot;user_id&quot;:1,&quot;count_comments&quot;:38,&quot;count_likes&quot;:0,&quot;blog_id&quot;:null,&quot;primary_category_id&quot;:31,&quot;created_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25T20:09:23.000000Z&quot;,&quot;updated_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-29T20:50:06.000000Z&quot;,&quot;published_on&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25 16:10:59&quot;,&quot;edited_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25T21:29:06.000000Z&quot;,&quot;premiere_at&quot;:null,&quot;deleted_at&quot;:null,&quot;is_cover_image_hidden&quot;:0,&quot;photo_credit&quot;:null,&quot;is_premium&quot;:0,&quot;ready_for_review&quot;:0,&quot;showing_latest_video&quot;:1,&quot;is_premium_public&quot;:0,&quot;headline_id&quot;:913231,&quot;image_version&quot;:0,&quot;share_count&quot;:0,&quot;share_count_updated_at&quot;:null,&quot;is_video&quot;:0,&quot;video_id&quot;:null,&quot;hide_description&quot;:0,&quot;hide_ads&quot;:0,&quot;is_breaking_news&quot;:0,&quot;editor_id&quot;:157522,&quot;copy_writer_id&quot;:157522,&quot;headline_writer_id&quot;:215709,&quot;photoshopper_id&quot;:38775,&quot;is_opinion&quot;:0,&quot;published_to_instagram&quot;:null,&quot;updated&quot;:0,&quot;is_sports&quot;:0,&quot;image_source&quot;:null,&quot;is_evergreen&quot;:0,&quot;image_description&quot;:null,&quot;image_decorative&quot;:false,&quot;path&quot;:&quot;\/news\/iranian-president-caught-using-cardboard-cutout-of-ayatollah-to-sneak-into-hov-lane&quot;,&quot;imagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/6ab6d5ad9554a6ab6d5ad9554b.jpg&quot;,&quot;authorName&quot;:&quot;BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorFullName&quot;:&quot;Babylon Bee Staff&quot;,&quot;authorPath&quot;:&quot;\/articles\/BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorTakePath&quot;:&quot;\/authorTakes\/BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorImagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/avatars\/Avatar-62bb5663294fd.jpg&quot;,&quot;publishedOnPretty&quot;:&quot;Sep 25th, 2026 4:10 pm&quot;,&quot;publishedOnPrettyMobile&quot;:&quot;Sep 25th&quot;,&quot;gridImagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/thumbs\/6ab6d5ad9554a6ab6d5ad9554b.jpg&quot;,&quot;hasComments&quot;:true,&quot;commentCount&quot;:38,&quot;cachedCategories&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:31,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;World&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;world&quot;,&quot;path&quot;:&quot;\/news\/categories\/world&quot;,&quot;articleCount&quot;:&quot;870&quot;,&quot;pivot&quot;:{&quot;article_id&quot;:21327,&quot;category_id&quot;:31}}],&quot;commentPath&quot;:&quot;\/news\/iranian-president-caught-using-cardboard-cutout-of-ayatollah-to-sneak-into-hov-lane\/comments&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;NEW YORK, NY \u2014 As world leaders from around the globe were in the U.S. this week to attend the United Nations General Assembly, the Iranian president was reportedly caught using a cardboard cutout of the Ayatollah to sneak into the HOV lane.&quot;,&quot;thumbnailPath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/thumbnails\/6ab6d5ad9554a6ab6d5ad9554b.jpg&quot;,&quot;rawViews&quot;:21416,&quot;parentCommentCount&quot;:&quot;24&quot;,&quot;userBookmarks&quot;:&quot;[]&quot;,&quot;shortDescription&quot;:&quot;NEW YORK, NY - As world leaders from around the globe were in the U.S. this week to attend the United Nations General Assembly, the Iranian president ...&quot;,&quot;primaryCategory&quot;:&quot;World&quot;,&quot;publishedOnDate&quot;:&quot;Sep 25, 2026&quot;,&quot;primaryCategoryPath&quot;:&quot;\/news\/categories\/world&quot;,&quot;isPrimaryFeatured&quot;:false,&quot;isSecondary&quot;:false,&quot;isTertiary&quot;:false,&quot;featuredSpot&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;hasImage&quot;:true}"
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1531                :article="{&quot;id&quot;:21324,&quot;unique_id&quot;:&quot;b82d&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Dad (Man Cold) Listed As Questionable For Sunday&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;dad-man-cold-listed-as-questionable-for-sunday&quot;,&quot;body&quot;:&quot;&lt;p&gt;FRANKLIN, TN \u2014 Local husband and father Greg Hartley, who came down with a case of the sniffles earlier this week, was officially listed as \&quot;questionable\&quot; for church attendance (or anything) this coming Sunday.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hartley began experiencing the symptoms of a man cold on Tuesday, which sources said was expected to put him on the family&#039;s inactive list for the foreseeable future.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\&quot;It&#039;s touch and go at this point,\&quot; Hartley said. \&quot;I&#039;ve restricted my movements to the couch while remaining under the care and supervision of my wife.\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;According to the family injury report, this is the 10th time Hartley has been excused from family chores in his career as a result of a man cold.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\&quot;I keep telling him to just get up and go back to work, but he won&#039;t listen to me,\&quot; his wife, Debra, said. \&quot;He just looks at me with these pitiful eyes and I somehow end up getting him an iced tea from the fridge.\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\&quot;Every time I cough, it hurts my back,\&quot; Hartley said. \&quot;This could be career-threatening.\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;At publishing time, Hartley had recovered significantly after remembering he had golf with the boys scheduled for Saturday morning.&lt;\/p&gt;&quot;,&quot;image_id&quot;:&quot;6ab6bf1739bfc6ab6bf1739bfd.jpg&quot;,&quot;user_id&quot;:1,&quot;count_comments&quot;:41,&quot;count_likes&quot;:0,&quot;blog_id&quot;:null,&quot;primary_category_id&quot;:3,&quot;created_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25T17:08:55.000000Z&quot;,&quot;updated_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-26T23:35:38.000000Z&quot;,&quot;published_on&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25 15:53:42&quot;,&quot;edited_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25T19:57:09.000000Z&quot;,&quot;premiere_at&quot;:null,&quot;deleted_at&quot;:null,&quot;is_cover_image_hidden&quot;:0,&quot;photo_credit&quot;:null,&quot;is_premium&quot;:0,&quot;ready_for_review&quot;:0,&quot;showing_latest_video&quot;:1,&quot;is_premium_public&quot;:0,&quot;headline_id&quot;:null,&quot;image_version&quot;:0,&quot;share_count&quot;:0,&quot;share_count_updated_at&quot;:null,&quot;is_video&quot;:0,&quot;video_id&quot;:null,&quot;hide_description&quot;:0,&quot;hide_ads&quot;:0,&quot;is_breaking_news&quot;:0,&quot;editor_id&quot;:157522,&quot;copy_writer_id&quot;:84248,&quot;headline_writer_id&quot;:215709,&quot;photoshopper_id&quot;:157522,&quot;is_opinion&quot;:0,&quot;published_to_instagram&quot;:null,&quot;updated&quot;:0,&quot;is_sports&quot;:0,&quot;image_source&quot;:null,&quot;is_evergreen&quot;:0,&quot;image_description&quot;:null,&quot;image_decorative&quot;:false,&quot;path&quot;:&quot;\/news\/dad-man-cold-listed-as-questi
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1537                :article="{&quot;id&quot;:21321,&quot;unique_id&quot;:&quot;e884&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Trump Says There May Still Be Time To Save Midterm For Republicans By Starting A New War&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;trump-says-there-may-still-be-time-to-save-midterm-for-republicans-by-starting-a-new-war&quot;,&quot;body&quot;:&quot;&lt;p&gt;WASHINGTON, D.C. \u2014 In an address to GOP supporters on Friday, President Donald Trump outlined a bold strategy to rally conservative voters ahead of the upcoming midterm elections by launching a brand-new foreign war.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Though recent polls indicated the Republicans could face significant losses to Democrats in November, Trump said starting a new war in Cuba or the Middle East could be just what the party needs.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\&quot;Look, the polling numbers could be better, we all know it,\&quot; Trump said. \&quot;But as we all know, nothing brings the country together like a brand-new, high-stakes military escalation in a country thousands of miles away. A big, beautiful war. With lots of bombs.\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Trump pointed out that traditional campaign tactics like rallies and policy ads don&#039;t really move the needle fast enough, whereas a sudden geopolitical crisis offers immediate, bipartisan results.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\&quot;You look at the polling, and people love a wartime leader,\&quot; Trump explained. \&quot;Especially if it&#039;s me. We start something fast, maybe over the weekend. A very powerful, very beautiful conflict. C
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1543                :article="{&quot;id&quot;:21322,&quot;unique_id&quot;:&quot;6d06&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Man Once Again Loses Train Of Thought During Prayer And Starts Thinking About How He\u2019d Defend The Church From Muslim Terrorists&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;man-once-again-loses-train-of-thought-during-prayer-and-starts-thinking-about-how-hed-defend-the-church-from-muslim-terrorists&quot;,&quot;body&quot;:&quot;&lt;p&gt;AMARILLO, TX \u2014 During the opening prayer of a Wednesday evening church service, local man Adrien Herald once again lost his train of thought as he began daydreaming about defending his congregation from Muslim terrorists.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Almost as soon as he bowed his head in prayer, Herald was reportedly distracted by thoughts of terrorists bursting through the doors as he bravely stood to face them.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;
1543What would he do? Would he dive in front of his family to shield them from an onslaught of bullets? Would he jump over the pews and attack the assailant? Or maybe he&#039;d hide in the vents, creating a \&quot;Die Hard situation\&quot; where he could pop out and surprise the terrorists.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\&quot;No one really knows how they would react in that sort of life and death situation,\&quot; he said. \&quot;But I&#039;m pretty sure I&#039;d jump over the pew and tackle the first terrorist that came in the door. I&#039;d wrestle the gun away from him \u2014 it would be an AK-47, obviously \u2014 and start spraying. But when the gun jams \u2014 it always jams \u2014 I&#039;d start doing jump kicks. I don&#039;t know karate, but I&#039;m pretty sure I could do it.\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;According to sources, the rise of Muslim strife across the world as a result of unchecked immigration policy has led to more and more men being caught up in daydreams where they protect their churches from terrorists.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\&quot;He&#039;s constantly asking me if we were praying about someone&#039;s health or some such, and I ask him, &#039;Weren&#039;t you paying attention?&#039; and he says, &#039;No, I was thinking about Muslim terrorists,&#039;\&quot; Herald&#039;s wife, Sally, said, rolling her eyes as she recalled the numerous times she realized her husband wasn&#039;t paying attention during a prayer.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;At publishing time, Herald had joined the church&#039;s security team to put himself in the best possible position to face the threat he knew would one day come.&lt;\/p&gt;&quot;,&quot;image_id&quot;:&quot;6ab6a28b493cd6ab6a28b493ce.jpg&quot;,&quot;user_id&quot;:1,&quot;count_comments&quot;:82,&quot;count_likes&quot;:0,&quot;blog_id&quot;:null,&quot;primary_category_id&quot;:4,&quot;created_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25T15:50:53.000000Z&quot;,&quot;updated_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-29T04:32:19.000000Z&quot;,&quot;published_on&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25 13:16:01&quot;,&quot;edited_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25T17:15:43.000000Z&quot;,&quot;premiere_at&quot;:null,&quot;deleted_at&quot;:null,&quot;is_cover_image_hidden&quot;:0,&quot;photo_credit&quot;:null,&quot;is_premium&quot;:0,&quot;ready_for_review&quot;:0,&quot;showing_latest_video&quot;:1,&quot;is_premium_public&quot;:0,&quot;headline_id&quot;:null,&quot;image_version&quot;:0,&quot;share_count&quot;:0,&quot;share_count_updated_at&quot;:null,&quot;is_video&quot;:0,&quot;video_id&quot;:null,&quot;hide_description&quot;:0,&quot;hide_ads&quot;:0,&quot;is_breaking_news&quot;:0,&quot;editor_id&quot;:157522,&quot;copy_writer_id&quot;:84248,&quot;headline_writer_id&quot;:84248,&quot;photoshopper_id&quot;:157522,&quot;is_opinion&quot;:0,&quot;published_to_instagram&quot;:null,&quot;updated&quot;:0,&quot;is_sports&quot;:0,&quot;image_source&quot;:null,&quot;is_evergreen&quot;:0,&quot;image_description&quot;:null,&quot;image_decorative&quot;:false,&quot;path&quot;:&quot;\/news\/man-once-again-loses-train-of-thought-during-prayer-and-starts-thinking-about-how-hed-defend-the-church-from-muslim-terrorists&quot;,&quot;imagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/6ab6a28b493cd6ab6a28b493ce.jpg&quot;,&quot;authorName&quot;:&quot;BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorFullName&quot;:&quot;Babylon Bee Staff&quot;,&quot;authorPath&quot;:&quot;\/articles\/BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorTakePath&quot;:&quot;\/authorTakes\/BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorImagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/avatars\/Avatar-62bb5663294fd.jpg&quot;,&quot;publishedOnPretty&quot;:&quot;Sep 25th, 2026 1:16 pm&quot;,&quot;publishedOnPrettyMobile&quot;:&quot;Sep 25th&quot;,&quot;gridImagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/thumbs\/6ab6a28b493cd6ab6a28b493ce.jpg&quot;,&quot;hasComments&quot;:true,&quot;commentCount&quot;:82,&quot;cachedCategories&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:4,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Church&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;church&quot;,&quot;path&quot;:&quot;\/news\/categories\/church&quot;,&quot;articleCount&quot;:&quot;1183&quot;,&quot;pivot&quot;:{&quot;article_id&quot;:21322,&quot;category_id&quot;:4}}],&quot;commentPath&quot;:&quot;\/news\/man-once-again-loses-train-of-thought-during-prayer-and-starts-thinking-about-how-hed-defend-the-church-from-muslim-terrorists\/comments&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;AMARILLO, TX \u2014 During the opening prayer of a Wednesday evening church service, local man Adrien Herald once again lost his train of thought as he began daydreaming about defending his congregation from Muslim terrorists.&quot;,&quot;thumbnailPath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/thumbnails\/6ab6a28b493cd6ab6a28b493ce.jpg&quot;,&quot;rawViews&quot;:52938,&quot;parentCommentCount&quot;:&quot;41&quot;,&quot;userBookmarks&quot;:&quot;[10278,84248,47321,241517,147375]&quot;,&quot;shortDescription&quot;:&quot;AMARILLO, TX - During the opening prayer of a Wednesday evening church service, local man Adrien Herald once again lost his train of thought as he beg...&quot;,&quot;primaryCategory&quot;:&quot;Church&quot;,&quot;publishedOnDate&quot;:&quot;Sep 25, 2026&quot;,&quot;primaryCategoryPath&quot;:&quot;\/news\/categories\/church&quot;,&quot;isPrimaryFeatured&quot;:false,&quot;isSecondary&quot;:false,&quot;isTertiary&quot;:false,&quot;featuredSpot&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;hasImage&quot;:true}"
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1549Judge Rules That Trump Must Allow White House Access To Assassins&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;judge-rules-that-trump-must-allow-white-house-access-to-assassins&quot;,&quot;body&quot;:&quot;&lt;p&gt;WASHINGTON, D.C. \u2014 A federal judge has overturned President Donald Trump&#039;s ban on assassins being allowed into the White House.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Trump had directed administration officials to start barring would-be killers from White House grounds, but U.S. District Judge Timothy Kelly ruled against the ban, ordering Trump to immediately restore full access to all assassins.&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\&quot;The President has no authority to selectively bar certain people from the White House simply because they want to kill him,\&quot; wrote Kelly. \&quot;All people, regardless of murderous intent, have equal rights to enter the White House unimpeded. Effective today, the White House must grant full and unrestricted access to all assassins, as well as providing weapons to any who may have accidentally left theirs at home.\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Trump administration filed an immediate appeal, arguing that the Constitution allows for barring those actively trying to kill the president. \&quot;We are not differentiating access based on skin color, beliefs, disability, anything like that. It&#039;s purely based on whether or not you&#039;re trying to assassinate someone,\&quot; said White House counsel Will Scharf. \&quot;There is clear legal precedent for saying that people brandishing firearms yelling, &#039;I&#039;m going to kill Trump,&#039; can be denied access to the presidential residence. We look forward to seeing this ruling reversed on appeal.\&quot;&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;At publishing time, the ACLU had filed a lawsuit on behalf of a gun-wielding disabled assassin who had been denied a wheelchair by Secret Service.&lt;\/p&gt;&quot;,&quot;image_id&quot;:&quot;6ab69ca4d54016ab69ca4d5402.jpg&quot;,&quot;user_id&quot;:1,&quot;count_comments&quot;:70,&quot;count_likes&quot;:0,&quot;blog_id&quot;:null,&quot;primary_category_id&quot;:20,&quot;created_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25T14:51:44.000000Z&quot;,&quot;updated_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-27T15:27:07.000000Z&quot;,&quot;published_on&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25 12:12:58&quot;,&quot;edited_at&quot;:&quot;2026-09-25T16:12:38.000000Z&quot;,&quot;premiere_at&quot;:null,&quot;deleted_at&quot;:null,&quot;is_cover_image_hidden&quot;:0,&quot;photo_credit&quot;:null,&quot;is_premium&quot;:0,&quot;ready_for_review&quot;:0,&quot;showing_latest_video&quot;:1,&quot;is_premium_public&quot;:0,&quot;headline_id&quot;:null,&quot;image_version&quot;:0,&quot;share_count&quot;:0,&quot;share_count_updated_at&quot;:null,&quot;is_video&quot;:0,&quot;video_id&quot;:null,&quot;hide_description&quot;:0,&quot;hide_ads&quot;:0,&quot;is_breaking_news&quot;:0,&quot;editor_id&quot;:157522,&quot;copy_writer_id&quot;:38775,&quot;headline_writer_id&quot;:123263,&quot;photoshopper_id&quot;:157522,&quot;is_opinion&quot;:0,&quot;published_to_instagram&quot;:null,&quot;updated&quot;:0,&quot;is_sports&quot;:0,&quot;image_source&quot;:null,&quot;is_evergreen&quot;:0,&quot;image_description&quot;:null,&quot;image_decorative&quot;:false,&quot;path&quot;:&quot;\/news\/judge-rules-that-trump-must-allow-white-house-access-to-assassins&quot;,&quot;imagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/6ab69ca4d54016ab69ca4d5402.jpg&quot;,&quot;authorName&quot;:&quot;BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorFullName&quot;:&quot;Babylon Bee Staff&quot;,&quot;authorPath&quot;:&quot;\/articles\/BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorTakePath&quot;:&quot;\/authorTakes\/BabylonBeeStaff&quot;,&quot;authorImagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/avatars\/Avatar-62bb5663294fd.jpg&quot;,&quot;publishedOnPretty&quot;:&quot;Sep 25th, 2026 12:12 pm&quot;,&quot;publishedOnPrettyMobile&quot;:&quot;Sep 25th&quot;,&quot;gridImagePath&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/thumbs\/6ab69ca4d54016ab69ca4d5402.jpg&quot;,&quot;hasComments&quot;:true,&quot;commentCount&quot;:70,&quot;cachedCategories&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:20,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Politics&quot;,&quot;slug&quot;:&quot;politics&quot;,&quot;path&quot;:&quot;\/news\/categories\/politics&quot;,&quot;articleCount&quot;:&quot;4718&quot;,&quot;pivot&quot;:{&quot;article_id&quot;:21320,&quot;category_id&quot;:20}}],&quot;commentPath&quot;:&quot;
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