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26  <a href="/coffee" class="card"><div class="emoji">☕</div><h2>Help Me Buy More Coffee</h2><p>I'm a developer. Coffee is not a want, it's a dependency.</p><div class="raised">$0 raised of $∞</div></a>
27  <a href="/cat-therapy" class="card"><div class="emoji">🐱</div><h2>Fund My Cat's Therapy</h2><p>She's seen things. Specifically, she's seen me code at 3AM.</p><div class="raised">$0 raised of $500</div></a>
28  <a href="/quit-job" class="card"><div class="emoji">🏃</div><h2>Help Me Quit My Job</h2><p>Every $1 brings me 0.0001% closer to freedom.</p><div class="raised">$0 raised of $1,000,000</div></a>
29  <a href="/real-chair" class="card"><div class="emoji">🪑</div><h2>I Need a Real Chair</h2><p>I've been sitting on a dining chair for 3 years. My back has filed a complaint.</p><div class="raised">$0 raised of $400</div></a>
30  <a href="/fix-sleep" class="card"><div class="emoji">😴</div><h2>Fix My Sleep Schedule</h2><p>Fund my blackout curtains and melatonin. Currently living in a different timezone than my body.</p><div class="raised">$0 raised of $200</div></a>
31  <a href="/touch-grass" class="card"><div class="emoji">🌿</div><h2>Help Me Touch Grass</h2><p>I haven't been outside in so long that my Vitamin D levels are a rounding error.</p><div class="raised">$0 raised of $50</div></a>
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